Spot the Differences 3

The difference between:

“Calabar girls”& “Any other girl”

Na wetin boys carry for mind

 

“Igbo trader”& “Aboki trader”

Bin start with Nna-bros & Nyamiri

 

“Taribo West”& “Daddy Showkey”

Nah their line of business

 

“Kro-Kro”&“Eczema”

Depends on the part of your body e dey

 

“Rose flower”& “Any other flower”

Nah too much Mills & Boom cos am

 

“Ashawo” & “Call-girl”

Nah the need to sound polite

 

“A dude” & “An old woman”

Starts with wetin dem dey sag

 

“Midget” & “Dwarf”

Be say one sound funky, while the latter sound like generational curse

 

“Beans” & “Kuli-kuli”

Is a decision that would be made by your nyash & roommates.

 

“Daniel in the Lion’s den” & “Lion in Daniel’s den”

No be my mouth you go hear am

 

“Tall ugly rich man” & “Fat Ugly rich man”

No matter as long as “rich” follow

 

“Afro” & “Dada”

Na madmen understand am pass

 

“Witch” & “Winch”

Na who get power pass, if you doubt, come meeting come ask yourself

 

“Love” & “Lust”

Easy to understand wen the babe carry belle

 

“Shawarma” & “Meatpie”

Be say e no get how babe wan pronounce ‘meatpie’ make e sound sexy

 

“Fuck” & “Fork”

Be say some people still dey pronounce one as ‘ferk’

 

“Blue film” & “Action film”

Na lack of film-tricks…na wetin I hear o!

 

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